John Thomson

John Thomson

1969-04-02 • Salford, Lancashire, England, UK • Male • 150 Known Credits

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Personal Info

Gender

Male

Birthday

1969-04-02

Place of Birth

Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Known Credits

150

Known For

Acting

Also Known As

John Patrick-Thomson, John Thompson, John Patrick Thomson

Photos

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Known For Movies

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005
Grimsby

Grimsby

2016
Inkheart

Inkheart

2008
The Man Who Knew Too Little

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997
24 Hour Party People

24 Hour Party People

2002
Station Jim

Station Jim

2001
Fat Slags

Fat Slags

2004
The Young Poisoner's Handbook

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995
Born Romantic

Born Romantic

2000
Billionaire Boy

Billionaire Boy

2016
Last Train to Christmas

Last Train to Christmas

2021
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023
Dying Laughing

Dying Laughing

2017
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022
Roger Roger

Roger Roger

1996
7 Up & Me

7 Up & Me

2019
Ted & Ralph

Ted & Ralph

1998
The Road to Coronation Street

The Road to Coronation Street

2010
Up 'n' Under

Up 'n' Under

1998
Les Dawson Lost Tapes

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021
Paul Calf's Video Diary

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

1994
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

1994
Dementamania

Dementamania

2013
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020
You Are Here

You Are Here

1998
Dangerous Lady

Dangerous Lady

1995
Northern Soul

Northern Soul

2014
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022
Dog Eat Dog

Dog Eat Dog

2001
Appointment with Dr. Terrible

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003
Fungus The Bogeyman

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012
The Flint Street Nativity

The Flint Street Nativity

1999
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012
Help Point

Help Point

2013
The Power of Darts

The Power of Darts

2013
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

1997
The Dealer

The Dealer

2006
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019
The Fast Show Live

The Fast Show Live

1998
Caroline Aherne at the BBC

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016
The People Before

The People Before

2025
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

2020
Pulp

Pulp

2013
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023
The Weekenders

The Weekenders

1992
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

2017

Known For TV Shows

Midsomer Murders

Midsomer Murders

1997
Death in Paradise

Death in Paradise

2011
Top of the Pops

Top of the Pops

1964
Silent Witness

Silent Witness

1996
Father Brown

Father Brown

2013
Skins

Skins

2007
Ready, Steady, Cook

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994
Waterloo Road

Waterloo Road

2006
8 Out of 10 Cats

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005
Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996
Celebrity Juice

Celebrity Juice

2008
Brassic

Brassic

2019
The Jonathan Ross Show

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011
The Gentlemen

The Gentlemen

2024
Soldier Soldier

Soldier Soldier

1991
Pie in the Sky

Pie in the Sky

1994
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002
Richard Osman's House of Games

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017
Sister Boniface Mysteries

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022
Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars

1993
Kingdom

Kingdom

2007
Murder in Mind

Murder in Mind

2001
The Weakest Link

The Weakest Link

2021
Cold Feet

Cold Feet

1998
Murder Most Horrid

Murder Most Horrid

1991
McDonald & Dodds

McDonald & Dodds

2020
Celebrity Mastermind

Celebrity Mastermind

2003
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014
The Terry and Gaby Show

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003
Celebrity Catchphrase

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018
Plebs

Plebs

2013
Men Behaving Badly

Men Behaving Badly

1992
Catchphrase

Catchphrase

2013
Captivated

Captivated

2024
Through the Keyhole

Through the Keyhole

2013
Harry

Harry

1993
Angela and Friends

Angela and Friends

2009
The Fast Show

The Fast Show

1994
BBC Comedy Feeds

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016
Sooty

Sooty

2011
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

2013
It's Only TV But I Like It

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999
This Time with Alan Partridge

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994
The Chase: Celebrity Special

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

2001
Roger Roger

Roger Roger

1998
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016
Blackpool

Blackpool

2004
New Street Law

New Street Law

2006
The Job Lot

The Job Lot

2013
Strange Hill High

Strange Hill High

2013
Paul Merton: The Series

Paul Merton: The Series

1991
The Day Today

The Day Today

1994
Monkey Trousers

Monkey Trousers

2005
Coogan's Run

Coogan's Run

1995
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013
Dog Loves Books

Dog Loves Books

2020
This Morning

This Morning

1988
All Star Mr & Mrs

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008
Crapston Villas

Crapston Villas

1995
Fist of Fun

Fist of Fun

1995
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008
Johnny Vaughan Tonight

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

2002
The Mimic

The Mimic

2013
Pond Life

Pond Life

1996
Dodger

Dodger

2022
Celebrity Lingo

Celebrity Lingo

2022
Mobile

Mobile

2007
Big Top

Big Top

2009
Blue Heaven

Blue Heaven

1992
Saturday Live

Saturday Live

1996
Shane the Chef

Shane the Chef

2018
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021
The World of Lee Evans

The World of Lee Evans

1995
Ghosthunting With...

Ghosthunting With...

2006
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Heads or Tails

Heads or Tails

2009
The 1970s: Those Were the Days

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024
The Lock Up

The Lock Up

2011
Best Year Ever

Best Year Ever

2022
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024
The Dead Good Show

The Dead Good Show

1992
Engineering the World Rally

Engineering the World Rally

2007
The People's Vet

The People's Vet

2018
Bill and Ben

Bill and Ben

2001
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Movie Credits

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005

Mr. Windfall (voice)

Grimsby

2016

Bob Tolliver

Inkheart

2008

Darius

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997

Dimitri

24 Hour Party People

2002

Charles

Station Jim

2001

Harold

Fat Slags

2004

Foreman

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995

Nathan

Born Romantic

2000

First Cab Driver

Billionaire Boy

2016

Len

Last Train to Christmas

2021

Vic

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023

Self

Dying Laughing

2017

Self

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009

Bill (Flowerpot Man)

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022

Plank

Roger Roger

1996

Barry

7 Up & Me

2019

Self

Ted & Ralph

1998

Vicar

The Road to Coronation Street

2010

Harry Kershaw

Up 'n' Under

1998

Stan

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021

Self

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993

Fat Bob

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

1994

Simon Joke

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

1994

Fat Bob

Dementamania

2013

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999

Self

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010

Self

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016

Kevin Ruddock

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020

Self/Various Characters

You Are Here

1998

Peter Keggy

Dangerous Lady

1995

Northern Soul

2014

Terry

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022

Self

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022

Self

Dog Eat Dog

2001

Football Coach

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003

Interviewee – Actor

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012

Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

The Flint Street Nativity

1999

Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012

Himself

Help Point

2013

Stephen

The Power of Darts

2013

Narrator (voice)

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020

Self

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

1997

Mr. Loughborough

The Dealer

2006

Bat

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019

Himself

The Fast Show Live

1998

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016

Self - Presenter

The People Before

2025

Knotweed Man

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

2020

Self

Pulp

2013

Dave Burns

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007

Self - Narrator (voice)

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994

Bernard Right On/Various

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021

Narrator

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023

Self

The Weekenders

1992

Policeman 1

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019

Narrator

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

2017

TV Credits

Midsomer Murders

1997

Cooper Steinem (1 episodes)

Death in Paradise

2011

DCI Chris Ricketts (1 episodes)

Top of the Pops

1964

Self - Host (1 episodes)

Silent Witness

1996

DI Warren Bull (2 episodes)

Father Brown

2013

John Banks (1 episodes)

Skins

2007

Sam Brooks (1 episodes)

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994

Self - Guest (1 episodes)

Waterloo Road

2006

Nelson Smith (3 episodes)

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005

Self (1 episodes)

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996

Self - Panellist (1 episodes)

Celebrity Juice

2008

Self (3 episodes)

Brassic

2019

Colin Popov (2 episodes)

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011

Self (1 episodes)

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011

Self - Participant (1 episodes)

The Gentlemen

2024

Frank (1 episodes)

Soldier Soldier

1991

Sgt Dunn (1 episodes)

Pie in the Sky

1994

Andrew Vernon (1 episodes)

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002

Self (1 episodes)

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017

Self - Contestant (10 episodes)

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022

Leonard Monk (1 episodes)

Shooting Stars

1993

Self (1 episodes)

Kingdom

2007

Nigel Pearson (6 episodes)

Murder in Mind

2001

Alan Squires (1 episodes)

The Weakest Link

2021

Self (1 episodes)

Cold Feet

1998

Pete Gifford (61 episodes)

Murder Most Horrid

1991

Daniel Hoffmeyer (1 episodes)

McDonald & Dodds

2020

Jimmy Daly (1 episodes)

Celebrity Mastermind

2003

(1 episodes)

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014

Self (1 episodes)

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003

(1 episodes)

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018

Self (1 episodes)

Plebs

2013

Mr. Adolphus (1 episodes)

Men Behaving Badly

1992

Ken (16 episodes)

Catchphrase

2013

(1 episodes)

Captivated

2024

Geoff (1 episodes)

Through the Keyhole

2013

Self (1 episodes)

Harry

1993

Royo (2 episodes)

Angela and Friends

2009

(1 episodes)

The Fast Show

1994

Various Characters (34 episodes)

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012

Steve (1 episodes)

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000

(1 episodes)

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003

(40 episodes)

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016

Self - Narrator (247 episodes)

Sooty

2011

The Boss (1 episodes)

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

2013

Self - Contestant (1 episodes)

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999

Self (1 episodes)

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019

Joe Beasley (1 episodes)

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994

Petty Officer Alan Partridge (1 episodes)

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011

Self (1 episodes)

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

2001

Sir Donald Tyburn (1 episodes)

Roger Roger

1998

Barry (8 episodes)

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016

Self (1 episodes)

Blackpool

2004

(6 episodes)

New Street Law

2006

Charlie Darling (14 episodes)

The Job Lot

2013

Kevin (1 episodes)

Strange Hill High

2013

Various (voice) (26 episodes)

Paul Merton: The Series

1991

(1 episodes)

The Day Today

1994

Treasurer (1 episodes)

Monkey Trousers

2005

(7 episodes)

Coogan's Run

1995

Fat Bob (1 episodes)

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013

Self - Narrator (44 episodes)

Dog Loves Books

2020

Dog (voice) (52 episodes)

This Morning

1988

Self (1 episodes)

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008

(1 episodes)

Crapston Villas

1995

(20 episodes)

Fist of Fun

1995

Pied Piper of Hamelin (2 episodes)

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008

Self (1 episodes)

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

2002

Self (1 episodes)

The Mimic

2013

Nigel Lord (4 episodes)

Pond Life

1996

(20 episodes)

Dodger

2022

Farmer Grundles (1 episodes)

Celebrity Lingo

2022

Self - Contestant (1 episodes)

Mobile

2007

Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist (4 episodes)

Big Top

2009

Geoff (6 episodes)

Blue Heaven

1992

Waiter 2 (1 episodes)

Saturday Live

1996

Cabbie (1 episodes)

Shane the Chef

2018

(52 episodes)

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021

Self - Contestant (1 episodes)

The World of Lee Evans

1995

Customer (1 episodes)

Ghosthunting With...

2006

(12 episodes)

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

Self - Team Captain (1 episodes)

Heads or Tails

2009

Self - Contestant (1 episodes)

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024

Self - Narrator (2 episodes)

The Lock Up

2011

Narrator (14 episodes)

Best Year Ever

2022

Self - Actor (4 episodes)

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024

Self (1 episodes)

The Dead Good Show

1992

Various (1 episodes)

Engineering the World Rally

2007

Himself - Narrator (6 episodes)

The People's Vet

2018

Self - Narrator (1 episodes)

Bill and Ben

2001

(1 episodes)

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Bernard Righton (1 episodes)

Movie Production Credits

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

Writer

2020

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Writer

1994

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm

Director

2019

TV Production Credits

The Fast Show

Writer

1994